Dougs I Know

We continue with non-fire related posts.....

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There are three people named Doug who live in The Sack. There has been a total of four Dougs who have called The Sack home, but one Doug moved. He is referred to as Doug That Moved, in order to differentiate him from the current Dougs.

I was not acquainted with Doug That Moved, as he moved before Mrs. Wonders and I arrived. Oscar, however, was acquainted with Doug That Moved. According to Oscar, Doug That Moved "seemed okay".

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Interestingly, the house previously owned by Doug That Moved was purchased by another Doug. Who could have predicted this?

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It is a serious business separating the Dougs while in conversation about events in The Sack. If one was to say, "I was talking to Doug the other day...", great confusion would likely arise.

The Sack has a rudimentary Doug Identification System to alleviate such confusion.

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Firstly, there is Big Doug, who, as the name implies, is quite a big man. Naturally, there is a Little Doug. Both Big and Little Doug are quite handy with tools and such. This is a good thing for The Sack.

Both Dougs can also be depended upon if one needs a 'doohickey' or even a 'whatchamacallit'. Big and Little Doug seem to have ample supplies of such items in their respective garages. This is also a good thing for The Sack.

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If you have guessed that the third Doug is called Medium Doug, you would be wrong. This Doug is actually referred to as Computer Doug, because his job seems to be related, in some way, to computers.

Computer Doug cannot be depended upon, if there is something amiss with your house. This is not because his house doesn't have a garage. Household repair and maintenance are a bit of a mystery to Computer Doug.

However, if there is something wrong with your computer, Computer Doug can definitely help you.

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All of the Dougs are very nice people and very good neighbours. Based on my experience so far, you can't go wrong with a Doug on your cul de sac.

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According to Oscar, Jesus Christ had a younger, less well-known brother named Doug. I remain doubtful about this.

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